forcing a friend to watch a tv show
(Source: cnnbreaking, via ebs14)
this was cooler than i expected it to be
but like , I think some ants died and I’m kinda mad
(Source: cory-doctorow, via huckyou)
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.